Ms. Crombie is running for president!

That's right, I'm running for President as a write-in candidate. Sure, I'm not old enough to actually qualify. But that's not the point. Protest the unjust Presidential requirements and the flawed two-party system by voting for me in November!

I am seeking to be intern.

Spunky Monkey

He he he... It's true, everyone does need it... Whoops, guys, you might want to take your innocent grandmother off the ad approval team. Via Gawker

On that Note...

Ok, I think I am going to have to pick up this Franz Ferdinand shit, since it appears to be the new truckers hat.

Every Boys Favourite Google Search

Paris was named best celebrity DJ at Dancestar. She commented,

"I am so excited to be presented with my first DanceStar award. I like spinning at house parties and Miami is without a doubt my favorite party town. I am so excited to be part of DanceStar USA this year."

Speaking of Paris, whoops! Via Whatevs.