Random Crap

I am now sitting at home without the ADSL connection, that is actually connected, but me... without a modem, have to deal with my little, sad dialup... No trivia tonight as there was no interest, Ms. Mary... I find it disappointing, Zorba, you are "sick" so you have an excuse, but Flems... wear are you? Oh, you are in China soon so it doesn't matter. Konky in the country and... I'm so alone, had to actually watch "Pop Idol Live" (ps... dudes, you think it would a good idea to get yourself a web page that one can link to... when your ratings = nil, this is why, morons) this evening. Oh... Dear lord... the formula came from somewhere, but... where?  (see how nice the links work, that equals us newfangled people on the web visit your MF site

I'm trying to figure out how anyone signed Pavement in the first place. I mean, if you didn't listen to Stephen over and over again, wouldn't you just find this shit a bunch of messed up crap? But now, years later, it defines me... because, who wouldn't spit on a stranger when they were in love? (however much hearing it bluegrass style makes it even more special).

I remember the first time I was turned on to Pavement. I was hanging out with this girl from my advertising classes, who was a track star, and had the biggest boobs I had ever seen. One night we went to see the Gear Daddies (first time you guys have seen a lot of love), and we both got a bit drunk, so we went to her place... needless to say, something should have happened. But... Seppo at 20 was as useless as a bag of monkeys, so... she started snoring, and I went home. Next day, I realized her wallet was in my pocket, so I had to go to the burger joint she was working at to return it. Since that day, I haven't heard from her, but, from sources, I have ascertained she is married. Michelle Capistrant???? Are you out there? Anyone who can find her wins.. ummm... my love and devotion.

I have David Letterman on in the backround and find his assistant Stephanie Burkett the cutest girl in the world... anyone who can tell me more about her, it would be much appreciated Whatevs?????

So.. The Jamie Oliver thing is getting out of hand... a few days ago, me and the Evil Eskimo went out for lunch and... there was lots of Japanese sniggers behind the sushi bar... my words were: "I would like the takeaway large Sushimi" and in return, I had a huge amount of giggles... so my response was, "What are you two giggling about," and the translation was, "he he he... you are funny, on Oliver's Twist" - my response... "I will no longer eat your raw fish!" Ok... really, I said, "Yes, I know, but I am American, and no one really cares that I look like a celebrity chef there..." ...and the response was... "yoi do joe no, "Oliver's Twist" jo no? So, Jamie has set up his own blog now... no more pictures on the street, Asian tourists take note!