While it certainly is news that Nicole Kidman was saved from choking by a waiter, and that you are no longer allowed to serve sushi on the bodies of naked ladies, many cabbies in Sydney are dickheads, most important is the proposed California law that porno stars must wear condoms. Not so funny in itself (and not such a bad idea) until realizing that the Division of Occupational Health and Safety plans to begin inspections this week. First of all, who the heck is carrying out the inspections, and um, what exactly are they inspecting. Now, close your eyes and imagine Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy sitting through a OH&S seminar!
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