I just got off the phone with Konky, who is visiting China, and he is picking up my new Pentax Optio S4i camera. I thought I would end up with a huge discount, but paying $450 for a $600 camera is pretty good, I guess. I wish I had it now so I could bring it to the Josh Rouse concert tomorrow night. Hopefully it won't get stolen by strippers, like Grambo's.
Paris, Victoria
Paris and Nicky Hilton have been doing it up Melbourne stizz, showing up to Boutique at 1.30 am in a Lamborghini. Sippin' on Moet and smokin' the girls attracted a bunch of onlookers, but seemed to behave themselves (Milsy did not make an appearance). Paris did get up and mime to her new single, "Screw." He he, apparently Paris thought Kylie was in the audience, and ran over squealing "Did you like it?" Turns out it was an impersonator in drag. Whoops.
ADD My Ass
Yep, I get ADD too when I get completely trashed. Someone needs to stop making excuses for the Bulldogs, who now claim that Willie Mason suffers from ADD. They believe that this is the reason for his making abusive calls after a booze up. Sorry boys, booze plus testosterone equals bad decisions at three in the morning. Real men would admit it.