Rumours, Lies and Innuendos...



It's been a busy month for this Seppo, I tells ya. Weekends away and many an after work commitment take their toll, and moving offices is always a fiasco - but as you can tell by my new view above, it was well worth it. Bachelor and Birthday parties, weddings and visits from Hong Kong will keep me busy as a beeeaaatch... So, updates may be few and far between. I will not , however, throw in the towel. I am too much of a narcissist, and I will need this forum to show off my Brad Pitt Troylike abs in summer beach photos.

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So much going on, where to begin... I cannot bear to actually sit and watch the Emmys, so I missed out on the "hottest" writer in Hollywood, Tess Smith and her barely there dress. This would have looked much better on Mischa, but since demure is the new slutty, she went with a more traditional ensemble. Apparently Britney hasn't heard the news about the demure thing, as she continues to cavort with her fiancé cum husband, and brandish "ironic" t-shirt slogans such as "Future Milf" and "Talentless Ho" For more information, see Britney aficionado and all around musical miscreant, Scott Stereogum.
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Charges, over at the Rollertrain has opened for comments, so if you haven't had a look do so now. Leave her a comment and hope for a rabbit, cock ring or maybe the latest in the Pyramid series.
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Russ Meyers is dead. I will leave the wit to the Master. I'm sure there will be a "Thanks for the Mammaries" type headline.
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There are rumours, and they ain't about field hockey players. We are crossin' our fingers here in Oz, that Frank Black gets his ass in gear, and the Pixies visit us for a little Big Day Out action. Last time I saw the Pixies is when they opened for U2 in Minneapolis, back in 1992. Either Bono sabotaged their gear out of jealousy, or they weren't big on the stadium rock circuit, hopefully they'll be in the form that made those Reading Festival performances famous.
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What makes a young, pageant upstart go for the Miss World circuit? We all know that Miss Universe is where the money's at. Sorry Sarah Davies, you ain't got nothin' on my Bondi girl Jen. After I got done with my Taming of the Shrew stizz makeover, there's no way she wasn't gonna win that thing. Next stop, Ventura Blvd!!!