Reasons for not writing since the 20th of April
Break-ups that were entirely my fault: 1
Rums: 27
Beers: 22
Wines: 20
People who are pissed at me: 4
People who have reason to be pissed at me: 7
Days until half marathon: 20
Days until I am even older than thirty: 24
Years of emotional maturity I have beyond that of the average 18 year old male: 0
Creative Energy: 0
On the bright side, I am not a heinous, one time teen pop princess who has to be extensively airbrushed for promo photos. Yay!
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