Oh No!!! Paris has fallen in ze pool!!!

Besides Nicole's Chanel belts, what have the Richies been spending their money on?

Some dimwit wants to trademark the slogan "Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi." For anyone who hasn't heard anyone shout this, they usually are the "facepainting" type. The irony, is that the guy thinks he is protecting the "chant" from scary overseas types: "It's an Australian slogan and we just want to keep it for the Australian public, that's it," Mr Davies said. This dickhead should know that the chant originally came from a German drinking song: Ein Prosit, ein Prosit, der gemuetlichkeit, / Ein Prosit, ein Prosit, der gemuetlichkeit, Eins, zwei, drei g'soffe / Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi /Zicke, zacke, zicke, xacke, hoi, hoi, hoi / Prosit! Translated as... A toast, a toast, a toast, to the comforatable ambiance and friendliness / A toast, a toast to the comfortable ambiance and friendliness)/ One, two, three, drink heartily / Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi / Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi / To your health/cheers) ...it later was used as an English ruby chant: Oggy oggy oggy oi oi oi...

Have You Seen My Weiner?

In aid of the fact that I have been constantly mistaken for Jamie Oliver, and consistently asked to procreate, I have decided to do begin acting and looking likeWarren from There's Something About Mary. Have you seen my baseball?

21 Hump Street

Everyone is in love with the Depster... He seems to have an "effect on Kimya's cold, bitter loins" and Sarah (who is damn fine lookin herself) seems to be going a bit nutso over Mr. Siscorhands, "Why must you taunt and tease all of us women who are not married to you (and who do not have your babies) with your total and utter hotness?"