Paris is back to Oz for the second time in six months. She finds the Gold Coast, "Beeeeeautiful," and is filming a remake of "The House of Wax." She even took time out to attend a little Queenslander's birthday, who happened to be having a "dress like Paris" theme. Hopefully no one took a cue from Rick Solomon's Opus.
Last time she was here, Channel 7 sent her out to show us how to celebrate Melbourne Cup Hilton stizz, and she ended up hooking up with dough faced publicity whore Rob 'Milsy' Mills. I doubt, for some reason, that he will be hooking up with Paris this time, however. I'm sure he will be sadly listening to Shannon Noll's over the top karaoke version of Moving Picture's "What About Me" and hoping for a text from Paris' famous rhinestone-encrusted phone. In the meantime, Ms. B thinks he is fab... and I hope that she is now satisfied after I got the text message, I just kissed Milsy. Please join me in becoming a member of the I hate Milsy club ...and if anyone could locate the blonde number in Milsy photo to right, please let me know...