....and the winner for worst headline in the history of sports journalism goes to the Sydney Morning Herald: Sonny not so sunny as one too many costs him a pretty penny

Johnny Knoxville and Jessica Simpson to dumbdown Sydney. We'd rather have Reese, she hates dumb blondes.

John Irving to wrestle with Jon Stewart tonight on The Daily Show! Set your tivos or start your RSS feeds now!

Warning: iPods make you deaf and ciggarettes will kill you...

Speaking of which, Ben Lee is touring with Missy Higgins... Will he finally forget Claire Danes, or has she left a Scar.