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Wednesday, June 02, 2004
 Expert Panel, My Ass!!!
How Evian thinks they can get away with naming the hundred most beautiful women in history without consulting me, Uncle G., Justin or Thunder Thighs is beyond me. (if they did consult us, the list may look like the contents of Spanky the Clown's little black book). Hepburn, the star of Roman Holiday and Breakfast at Tiffany's, topped the poll of beauty editors, make-up artists, fashion editors, model agencies and fashion photographers who were asked to choose their top 10 beauties from the list of 100 compiled by the drinks firm Evian. As I am probably the only man in the world who claims to be straight yet knows all the songs in My Fair Lady, and anticipates the newest Audrey Hepburn Calendars each November, I can't really complain about their number one choice. ... However! Other than hitting the nail on the head with my favorite Unicef philanthropist, the "expert panel"'s decisions may be the result of a night out on the piss with Coz and Peabs: 1. Audrey Hepburn 2. Liv Tyler 3. Cate Blanchett 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Grace Kelly 6. Natalie Imbruglia 7. Juliette Binoche 8. Halle Berry 9. Helena Christensen 10. Elle Macpherson 11. Cameron Diaz 12. Princess Diana 13. Kate Moss 14. Charlize Theron 15. Scarlett Johansson 16. Isabella Rossellini 17. Nigella Lawson 18. Beyonce Knowles 19. Madonna 20. Jamelia 21. Nicole Kidman 22. Monica Bellucci 23. Audrey Tatou 24. Vanessa Paradis 25. Julianne Moore 26. Jennifer Lopez 27. Marilyn Monroe 28. Julia Roberts 29. Beyonce Knowles 30. Kylie Minogue 31. Estelle Warren 32. Gisele 33. Gwyneth Paltrow 34. Kate Winslet 35. Katherine Hepburn 36. Marilyn Monroe 37. Kiera Knightley 38. Iman 39. Jerry Hall 40. Heidi Klum 41. Ursula Andress 42. Virginie Ledoyen 43. Sophie Dahl 44. Michelle Pfeiffer 45. Uma Thurman 46. Kim Catrell 47. Jennifer Aniston 48. Eva Herzigova 49. Brigitte Bardot 50. Felicity Kendal 51. Claudia Schiffer 52. Jacqueline Kennedy 53. Marlene Dietrich 54. Milla Jovovitch 55. Lucy Liu 56. Penelope Cruz 57. Neve Campbell 58. Sharon Stone 59. Vivien Leigh 60. Sophie Marceau 61. Linda Evangelista 62. Dido 63. Catherine Zeta Jones 64. Jessica Lange 65. Ingrid Bergman 66. Greta Garbo 67. Jodie Kidd 68. Vanessa Paradis 69. Princess Caroline of Monaco 70. Kathleen Turner 71. Rachel Weisz 72. Naomi Campbell 73. Grace Jones 74. Christie Turlington 75. Famke Jensen 76. Catherine Deneuve 77. Cindy Crawford 78. Heather Graham 79. Judy Garland 80. Ginger Rogers 81. Sophia Loren 82. Yasmin Le Bon 83. Kirsten Dunst 84. Sandra Bullock 85. Melanie Sykes 86. Cleopatra 87. Lisa Snowdon 88. Rita Hayworth 89. Katie Holmes 90. Honor Blackman 91. Joely Richardson 92. Joanna Lumley 93. Andie MacDowell 94. Alicia Silverstone 95. Cat Deeley 96. Rene Russo 97. Sienna Miller 98. Rachel Hunter 99. Jade Jagger 100. Kelly Brook  On first glance the list is definitely a bit time biased. I mean, come on, will anyone remember Jamelia five minutes from now, let alone as one of the most beautiful women EVER. While I agree that Liv is a cutie, and I loved the fact that Bertolucci let us take a peek at her boobs, she hardly stands up to Grace Kelly now, does she. Ok and Dido??? Seriously, lay off the crack. Kylie Minogue, she's not even human after all that surgery! And in the biggest wank off move in the history of, well history... CLEOPATRA???? You've got to be fucking kidding me. How dare they forget Mary Magdeline and Helen of Troy. They are way hotter than Cleopatra, just look at her, she's a dog, obvs!
... Seppo 9:31 am...
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